Etymologie, Étymologie, Etymology
UK Vereinigtes Königreich (Großbritannien u. Nordirland), Royaume-Uni de Grande-Bretagne et d'Irlande du Nord, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Spass, Plaisanterie, Fun

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Computer (W3)

• What is a computer's first sign of old age? - Loss of memory
• What does a baby computer call his father? - Data
• What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? - The space bar
• What happened when the computer fell on the floor? - It slipped a disk
• What is a computer virus? - A terminal illness
• ~ To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
• ~ Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
• ~ Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
• ~ The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
• ~ As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
• ~ Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

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Fehlleistungen (Englische)

• "That have you so thought!" = "Das hast Du Dir so gedacht!"
• "Give not so on!" = "Gib nicht so an!"
• "Heaven, ass and thread!" = "Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!"
• "How much watch is it?" = "Wieviel Uhr ist es?"
• "Jack-look-in-the-air" = Hans-guck-in-die-Luft
• "Us runs the water in the mouth together." = "Uns läuft das Wasser im Mund zusammen."
• "Human being Meier!" = "Mensch Meier!"
• "I only understand railstation" = "Ich versteh' nur Bahnhof"
• "It is me sausage!" = "Es ist mir Wurst"
• "My dear Mister singing-club!" = "Mein lieber Herr Gesangverein!"
• "Now we sit quite beautiful in the ink!" = "Jetzt sitzen wir ganz schön in der Tinte!"
• "Oh Double you!" = "Oh weh!"
• "This makes you so fast nobody after" = "Das macht Dir so schnell keiner nach"
• "Your English is under all pig!" = "Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau!"
• "slow going is all trucks beginning" = "Müssiggang ist aller Laster Anfang"
• "to have a jump in the dish" = "einen Sprung in der Schüssel haben"
• "to have much wood before the cottage" = "viel Holz vor der Hütte haben"
• "to have not all cups in the board" = "nicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben"
• "together-hang-less" = "zusammenhanglos"

Fehlleistungen (Englische) zu Städten und Orten

• Ass-Monkey-castle = Arschaffenburg
• Bathroom-rich-echo = Bad Reichenhall
• Double you upper valley = Wuppertal
• How's bathing = Wiesbaden
• Raw-stick = Rostock
• Rectal-town = Darmstadt
• Spice-castle = Würzburg
• There-mouth = Dortmund
• To-Sitdown-home = Hockenheim
• Top-of-the-train = Zugspitze

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unique - English Is Tough Stuff

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